BTW
It would appear (and I'm saying this very quietly so as not to provoke any malevolent computer deities) that my email is working again, both ingoing and outgoing. My joy is unbounded.
Also, the fruit fly situation is not yet completely resolved but it seems that some of my strategies have mitigated the strength of the insurgency. Their leader, Droso Philia, has issued a statement claiming some sort of "moral victory" but I go by the numbers. There are a lot fewer of them today and that makes me the winner. Neener neener.
Also, the fruit fly situation is not yet completely resolved but it seems that some of my strategies have mitigated the strength of the insurgency. Their leader, Droso Philia, has issued a statement claiming some sort of "moral victory" but I go by the numbers. There are a lot fewer of them today and that makes me the winner. Neener neener.
cobbled together by Moi at 1:48 PM
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No thanks to the small ones around the house that left a mixing bowl full of orange juice out on the counter.
Fruit Fly Sympathisers. Why do they hate our home land.
Report from the Garden CIA indicates fruitfly reinforcements are on their way from a strawberry patch a few blocks away.
We are building a wall of web to intercept them. Once they fly into our trap, we will set upon them with great vengeance and rout them before they reach your location.
Godspeed to you on your battlefront. We will hold the line here.
Victory is imminent.
-General Augustus Q. Spider III
General Spider, A grateful nation thanks you for your aid. May the Coalition of the Willing be successful and peace reign again. And when it does, we'll be sure to send you a nifty statue for your harbor.
Congratulations on the victory...
You're doing the right thing. Declare victory and move on.
Well done.
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