I Found This Amusing
The Child is out with The Boyfriend today so The Spouse decided we should celebrate by having BBQ for lunch. (We're also going to have curry for dinner. We know how to take advantage of her absence. Yes. Yes, we do).
So anyway, we eat our delicious pork sammies and potato salad and then he went off to watch TV while I played videos at the club.
He just came out and announced he was feeling peckish.
"How is that possible? Aren't you still full from lunch?"
"From the lunch I ate 4 hours ago?"
"Yeah, but you've just been lying around watching mutant bug movies on SciFi; it's not like you're burning any calories".
"Oh, honey," he says, opening the refrigerator door. "You'll never understand the pain of being a man".
So anyway, we eat our delicious pork sammies and potato salad and then he went off to watch TV while I played videos at the club.
He just came out and announced he was feeling peckish.
"How is that possible? Aren't you still full from lunch?"
"From the lunch I ate 4 hours ago?"
"Yeah, but you've just been lying around watching mutant bug movies on SciFi; it's not like you're burning any calories".
"Oh, honey," he says, opening the refrigerator door. "You'll never understand the pain of being a man".
Labels: amusing things, The Spouse, yummy food
cobbled together by Moi at 4:48 PM
13 Comments:
There's nothing funny about the constant hunger that men have. I can testify to the horrors of the constant need to graze. :)
The girls at the hotel make fun of me because I "open a snack bar" in the back office to fill this insatiable need during my shift.
Of course, I've gained 30 pounds in the last 5 months, too -- so there's that...
Comic relief from a spouse is a gift.
food...good...ugh.
I'm going to go devour something.
Lol! Good one..
I ate three pounds of Brussels sprouts this weekend. I cooked them all on Saturday morning and just grazed.
I am guessing that perhaps the only thing that can compare to the constant hunger of a man is the constant hunger of a hormonal pregnant woman. Har har.
It's funny because it's true.
Just sayin'.
The snack fairie leaves those fish cracker crumbs all over the place... for my husband it is all the calories expended constantly changing channels.
I am laughing out loud this very second! Excellent spousal comment. And...how went the "date" with The Boyfriend? For what it's worth, I find myself saying the same thing to The Spouse - "you mean, you want to EAT? We just ate 3 hours ago!" Makes me crazy. Like a buzzer goes off that says "must eat NOW".
PLEASE!
hahahahaha!!!! man. or should i say 'men'. i'm soo looking forward to marriage. Just kidding. :) but seriously.
Hey, I can relate to your spouse--I am FAMISHED every two hours!! *tee hee*
This you should know about me before you visit Chicago--I am constantly famished--bring recipes!! *tee hee*
Love,
MHP :)
MHP: THat reminds me...you and Iwanski need to figure out what you want me to cook for you...specific recipes or just pick a cuisine. I have every intention of feeding you!
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