Bad Dreams

All night long I was negotiating difficult and perilous routes, like tall and narrow metal ladders, in very high heels and whenever I got where I was going Brad and Angelina were there. Every time I encountered them I'd let fly with a load of invective that would burn the souls and eyeballs of a normal couple but all they did was blandly smile at me.

The shoes were Manolo Blahnik and they were amazing.