I Can't See My Shadow
I told myself this morning that I was going to download the pictures from The Child's Sweet Sixteen bash and get blogging about it. But then I discovered how many pictures were actually taken and now I have to go sort through them all and find the ones that best tell the story so that report will have to come tomorrow.
But suffice to say, it was a good party.
And also, I went to my first roller derby bout this weekend. One of the teams was skating to benefit The House so MAB and I went. That is a whole other blog foddery tale.
But suffice to say, I have decided that my roller derby name would be Julia Riled. I would wear pearls and an apron and whenever I blocked a jammer I'd trill "Bon appetit, suckah".
I wounded myself the other night while grating cheese. We've all done it...scrapped a knuckle on the grater. Hurts like H, bleeds like a stuck pig, takes forever to heal because the wound is on a bendy place.
Suffice to say, I won't post any pictures of that.
But suffice to say, it was a good party.
And also, I went to my first roller derby bout this weekend. One of the teams was skating to benefit The House so MAB and I went. That is a whole other blog foddery tale.
But suffice to say, I have decided that my roller derby name would be Julia Riled. I would wear pearls and an apron and whenever I blocked a jammer I'd trill "Bon appetit, suckah".
I wounded myself the other night while grating cheese. We've all done it...scrapped a knuckle on the grater. Hurts like H, bleeds like a stuck pig, takes forever to heal because the wound is on a bendy place.
Suffice to say, I won't post any pictures of that.
Labels: assorted things, ouch, The Child
cobbled together by Moi at 6:43 AM
8 Comments:
love it, Julia! That's so fabulous.
Wonder if she ever grated a knuckle?
ouch. Blessings on your digit.
This was hilarious. Your roller derby name, not the grated finger.
God, I would LOVE to do roller derby!
Wolfgang Buck
Ouch. I never grate my knuckle because I never cook anything. I subsist on frosted shredded wheat and strong coffee.
That groundhog really had me in suspense this year. /sarcasm.
Hell hath no fury like a Julia Riled..Sorry about the knuckle buster.
I think my roller derby name woule be Wilde Gramma
i love to roller skate....but would probably break every bone in my body if I tried it now. Julia in pearls....perfect.
Julia "Riled"--saying "Bon appetit, suckah"----LOL! Love it! :)
P.S. Buck won't watch football but he wants to see roller derby--aren't they both equally violent? :)
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