Friday, May 02, 2008

Four More Years?

If enough of you take this quiz I can get a new bumper sticker for my car. And that's important. Also important is understanding that a vote for John McCain is like a vote for W, only with fisticuffs. Oh, and if you play through the bonus round, you'll be able to play the Carrot Round. That's just plain fun.

UPDATE: Wow! You guys are good. Less than 30 minutes after posting this, I've already won my new bumper sticker. You're awesome. I thank you, my bumper thanks you. But if you haven't played you still should. I'm telling you, the carrot is funny.

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Blogger sageweb opined...

Besides him being a total idiot, he hates the company I work for. Which is a big company up there in the PNW. So I hope people realize voting for him is going to possibly eliminate good aerospace jobs. Oh I could go on about this guy but It will give me a headache.

May 02, 2008 11:10 AM  
Blogger Lorraine opined...

Sage, I knew it! I knew that's who you worked for. Don't get a headache. Just say "Maverick Schmaverick" and have a latte.

May 02, 2008 11:27 AM  
Blogger jp opined...

This reminds me, there was some great political humour and also some disturbing election commentary on Boston Legal this week. Everybody should watch it on the web if they haven't seen it...

May 02, 2008 12:04 PM  
Blogger Lorraine opined...

Duly noted, JP. Thank you for that community service announcement.

May 02, 2008 12:33 PM  
Blogger Seattle Coffee Girl opined...

You should post a picture of your back bumper, just so folks know exactly how important the free bumper sticker is.

May 02, 2008 12:45 PM  
Blogger Buck opined...

Seattle Coffee Girl: I have a photo of her bumper. I sent it to my dad in Texas just to bug him.

Lorraine: I didn't do too well on the quiz - - probably because whenever Bush comes on TV, I can't stand it and change the channel.

May 02, 2008 2:30 PM  
Blogger Lorraine opined...

See the next post, kids.

May 02, 2008 5:01 PM  
Blogger Willym opined...

Again I don't follow U.S. politics all that closely but... I scored real high on this one - which scared the hell out of me. To all my American friends - please, please elected the carrot!

May 03, 2008 12:26 AM  
Blogger Lorraine opined...

Hear that, kids? The people of the world are begging for us to do the right thing in November. Ain't just about us anymore.

May 03, 2008 8:29 AM  
Blogger Sling opined...

I failed miserably.
I kept answering 'Blue'.

May 03, 2008 10:16 AM  
Blogger Kimberly Ann opined...

Carrots are easily better than McCain. Even the dreaded brussel sprout would get my vote (and a ton of cheese sauce) before McCranky.

May 03, 2008 2:45 PM  
Blogger Lorraine opined...

Sling, remind me to write a note to the teacher next time there is a standardized test. We're just going to opt out with you, pumpkin.

KA, not to mention that a carrot makes a far tastier soup.

May 04, 2008 7:31 AM  
Blogger more cowbell opined...

Ha! Loved the pic! I normally do well on standardized tests, but I sure did flub this one - only 2 out of 5! McSame? I didn't take the "advanced test" because the bastards wanted my email address so they could spam me.

May 05, 2008 10:09 AM  
Blogger Lorraine opined...

CB, obviously the whole point of that exercise was to raise our awareness, should such be required, that GW McCain is every bit as scary as Shrub. Plus, I'll give this to W, to my knowledge he's never beaten up Strom Thurmond.

May 05, 2008 10:46 AM  
Blogger booda baby opined...

I like carrots and I love carrot juice. I don't see McCain offering to do anything for my really bad night vision.

May 05, 2008 8:26 PM  
Blogger Leah opined...

I'm interested in seeing the actual sticker once it arrives, because if it doesn't come with "this" carrot, it isn't going to make much sense to the average driver (or me..)?!

Don't mind me,I'm not good at jokes, I tend to think too much..

May 05, 2008 9:43 PM  
Blogger Lorraine opined...

Well, actually, Booda, I think he'd suggest night vision goggles...right before he sends your ass to Iran.

Leah, actually, the carrot piccy was a "present" for playing the game. The bumper sticker is something on the lines of "Bush's Third Term - John McCain".

May 06, 2008 9:40 AM  

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