You Know What I Really Hate?
I really hate it when you open a bag of the Easter jelly beans to do a taste test to make sure they are the right kind of jelly beans (the ones where the red tastes like red and so on) and you put some in a small dish to munch on while you're at your computer and you're pretty sure you pulled out all the black ones because the only person you know who likes the black ones is your mom, Dame Judi, and she's not here to give them to so you just throw them out because no one in your house is a fan of the black jellybeans (which, oddly, are the only ones that taste like an actual thing, in this case, licorice, which generally you enjoy but somehow not in jelly beans so much) and you are munching away and looking for the recipe for tonight's dinner and all a sudden you bite down and somehow you snagged a black one so then you have to spit out your mouthful of jellybeans and take the time to vet them all again to make sure there aren't anymore black ones that obviously looked purple in the light.
I really, really hate that.
I really, really hate that.
Labels: runon sentences, things I hate
cobbled together by Moi at 2:11 PM
20 Comments:
eww...
Btw..a local Wal-Mart just called me. Apparently a stray Wii has eluded some shoppers. I'm wondering if you had anything to with that lol.
Any bets on rather it's there by the tim I can get there?
bahahaa.. I hate black licorice / anise flavored things but luckily I have a husband who loves such ick and I love your runon sentence. boy oh boy do mister and I love us some guitar hero.
I'm off to make pasquetti
I hate that also....
I also hate punctuation!
Well, Grish, considering it was Satan's Warehouse that called, we Costco-ites obviously had nothing to do with it. Good luck though.
Sfoof, I'll save the black ones for your husband. Enjoy your pasquetti!
So glad it's not just me twisi and punctuation is highly overrated capitalization too
Unbelievable but I actually got that console and an extra controller. It's almost like the blog gods smiled upon me lol.
Now .. what I really want is for a million dollars to appear in the floor...
>carefully looks around....
Congrats! (looks around on floor with Grish...sees nothing but dust rabbits)
Well my durn money ain't show'd up yet...:P
One of my coworkers will eat only the black jellybeans. She also doesn't like chocolate, so I think she's off in more ways than one.
Actually, I like black jellybeans, too, but my faves are pink and white.
I just wiped the floor with both my munchkins at boxing hehe. Think that is about all these old shoulders can do for now though lol
Not being a jelly bean fan, I can only indirectly sympathize...sort of like when I get the coconut one in a box of assorted chocolates. Ew.
**List of things made with licorice**
A) Root beer.
B) Sausage.
3) High definition,50" plasma television sets,with surround sound audio,and wireless,infra-red remote control...
Plus!) Good n' Plenty.
..I rest my case.
You crack me up, Lorraine.
On the licorice thought, it's a sometimes and sometimes not thing with me.
Favorite jelly bean- orange.
Here's to dishes full of blackless jellybeans.
Once, my little brother was eating a fig newton and I told him that the inside of fig newtons were nothing but ground up worms and sugar.
He hated that.
Oh, and I'm totally with you on the black jelly beans.
Bad Alice, I can, if necessity warrants, eat a black jelly bean and enjoy it but it CANNOT be eaten in concert with the pink and white ones. Or purple. Fond of the purple, I am.
Syd, it is EXACTLY like that. Which could open up a whole other thread of conversation. I very much enjoy coconut in many of it's applications but I don't know what it is about the ones in the box of chocolates...just horrid. And now I've got Forrest Gump in my head.
Oh, Grish...the satisfactions that await you, humiliating your offspring with your superior bowling/golfing/batting/guitar playing skills. It was totally worth the aggrevation, wasn't it. (Go get Guitar Hero. Now).
Sling, as always, you make a very compelling, if exaggerated, case. Please note, for the record that I absolutely, positively ADORE Good 'n Plenty.
See? Complicated woman of mystery. Me, I mean.
Greeny, and I almost forgot Pernod. I very much enjoy the ocassional glass of Pernod...I think I have to say I'm center left on the general subject of licorice.
Buck, I'm astonished that your brother bothers to maintain a relationship with you. You were very terrible to him.
I think the jelly bean makers should stop putting black ones in the assortment and just make single bags full of black ones for the people who enjoy them.
Know what I LOVE
Coming home and finding a half bag of Jelly Beans on my desk cause my wife knows I love em.
Yes, I was terrible to my little brother, but my step-sister always started it. It was her fault.
I'm glad it made you happy, honey.
As long as your step-sister was properly punished, Buck.
Feel free to save the black ones for me. Those and purple are my favorites. Guess I better get a bag at the grocery today since I have a craving now.
I love runons!
Lol, well may get guitar hero after I get tired of Wii sports and stuff. The boxing rocks though. I also liked the golf and tennis alright...
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