Shout out to Omaha

We go to Hood Canal every summer with another family. The other mom and I like to spend our afternoons drinking Mike's and reading magazines like "In Touch" and "Us". These are magazines that we never read otherwise, unless we are killing time in an outer office somewhere. When we're done reading, we tear out the pictures of all the celebrities that we find offensive. This year we were big on Angelina Jolie, Jessica Simpson and that perennial favorite, Paris Hilton. We have a bonfire every night but toward the middle of the week we have Celebrity Bonfire, where we toss these vanities to their fate.

I tell you all this because there's a blogger in Omaha who does a fine job of critiquing the current scene and he has a special place in his heart for Jessica. And I thought he'd like to see this picture.