Thursday, January 05, 2006

News Flash: Pat Robertson is Certifiably Insane


There's a man who stands on a street corner downtown in front of Tiffany's. (Location, location, location). He has weird placards about some apartment complex and the Seattle police and how they are all evil tools of Satan. He stands out there and yells all day long. He's nuts. And the amount of attention that he gets from the press in Seattle is exactly the amount that the national press should give to Pat Robertson. Zero. Crazy people are free to speak their crazy minds but the rest of us aren't obligated to take them seriously.

On behalf of all Christian's who aren't judgemental freaking nutjobs I feel compelled, once again, to apologize: sorry about Pat Robertson. Really.

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3 Comments:

Blogger Bad Alice opined...

I'm waiting for a Pat Robertson action figure from Archie McPhee.

January 06, 2006 12:21 PM  
Blogger Lorraine opined...

I want one, too! His superpower is the Wrath of God and he comes with a removable lightening bolt and a Bible with a dagger through it. Coool!

January 06, 2006 12:31 PM  
Blogger Penny Barrett Hornsby opined...

I actually had hope that our boy, Pat, had started his meds when he backed the One project (giving 1% of the US budget to poverty relief). But alas! To no avail. He shall reside in crazytown forever. Keep up the good work, sista.

January 08, 2006 9:20 AM  

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