Multiple Choice Question
Please take out a number 2 pencil and choose the correct answer to the following question:
Lorraine has sore legs. This is:
a) God's judgement on her for being a woman.
b) God's judgement on her for being a Democrat.
c) God's judgement on her for being a Catholic (because I don't think that counts as Christian to Pat Robertson).
d) God's judgement on her for believing in the separation of church and state.
e) God's judgement on her for thinking that science does nothing to inform faith and likewise faith has nothing to do with science -or-
e) because after weeks of inactivity she has started exercising again.
Did I leave anything out, Mr. Robertson?
Lorraine has sore legs. This is:
a) God's judgement on her for being a woman.
b) God's judgement on her for being a Democrat.
c) God's judgement on her for being a Catholic (because I don't think that counts as Christian to Pat Robertson).
d) God's judgement on her for believing in the separation of church and state.
e) God's judgement on her for thinking that science does nothing to inform faith and likewise faith has nothing to do with science -or-
e) because after weeks of inactivity she has started exercising again.
Did I leave anything out, Mr. Robertson?
Labels: certifiable nutjobs
cobbled together by Moi at 8:33 AM
3 Comments:
Ah yes, but you forgot
f.) because she is pro-choice.
Good luck with those legs...
BBBMaartinez
Absolutely all of the above. Lorraine, you're just draggin' the nation down.
Congrats on finishing the book and getting the new year off to a great start
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