Things Heard Around the House
"I want you to be the best schnoodle you can be today".
"No! You cannot hump the unicorn!"
"Stop throwing food at me!"
"You have to whack the monkey in here".*
"I love you".
"I'm not sighing. I'm expressing my emotions heavily".
"Honey, where do we keep the German chocolate cake".
* Not a euphemism. It's a stuffed monkey that chatters frighteningly when you whack him against something. The Child thinks that is a good way to let people know the loo is occupied. The monkey's name is Kevin.
"No! You cannot hump the unicorn!"
"Stop throwing food at me!"
"You have to whack the monkey in here".*
"I love you".
"I'm not sighing. I'm expressing my emotions heavily".
"Honey, where do we keep the German chocolate cake".
* Not a euphemism. It's a stuffed monkey that chatters frighteningly when you whack him against something. The Child thinks that is a good way to let people know the loo is occupied. The monkey's name is Kevin.
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cobbled together by Moi at 7:01 AM
20 Comments:
Where do you keep the cake?
Oh, and I call The Girl "schnoodle" too.
cool, huh?
Hump the unicorn? Hmmmmm
The Dog is a Schnoodle, schnauser/poodle mix. And he likes to hump a large stuffed unicorn.
Anne, the cake is in the cake box. Next to the pie safe.
I'm such a liar.
And of course, The Spouse has cleared up the schnoodle and unicorn business for you and Kimberly Ann.
gee.. i was going to do a post just like this except is was
"things heard while at my temp job"
Rock it, Mouse. Long as we're sharing a brain and all that.
I see all is as usual. carry on..
Also have you noticed that if you Whack the monkey, the dog will come galloping to your location regardless of what he is doing at the moment?
I think he wants to hump the monkey too.
I think you may be giving Schnoodle mixed messages when you tell him to be the best he can be,and not allow him to hump the giant Unicorn..
Yes m'am, Doralong m'am.
He is not allowed to hump the monkey, dear. (Sounds like a Peter Gabriel song gone wrong).
Ya think, Sling? Are we interfering with his doggie nature. Hmmm... too bad. No humping the unicorn. That's final.
Well between whacking the monkey and humping the unicorn ... i actually think there will be plenty to distract the appraiser today. You're fine.
The circus is in town, Cowbell.
I fear Kevin.
Is that how unicorns became extinct? No humping?
"You have to whack the monkey" is now my favorite phrase. It will be all I say until Christmas.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... ***inhales*** hahahahahahahahahaha!
No, really. That's an exact quote. :)
But Hat, he loves you so...
Willym, Duh.
'K, Iwanski, but understand...should you ever come to visit you will actually have to whack the monkey to announce your presence in the loo. Kids. I tell ya.
Syd, do you need to breathe into a paper bag? 'Cause I've got one right here...
Hey I'm married what would I remember about humping?????
boy will I get in trouble if Laurent reads that one or maybe... never mind...
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