Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Oh, For Heaven's Sake

In my eagerness to post pictures of people eating ribs, I completely neglected to tell you about our first Iwanskifest miracle. After our hot dogs we sat down for a few hands of five card draw. The Spouse was dealing, one-eyed jacks and suicide kings were wild. I drew to an inside straight.

I never do that.

It was a miracle.

15 Comments:

Blogger Iwanski opined...

There's Magic in the Iwanski Holiday.

November 14, 2006 2:59 PM  
Blogger Lorraine opined...

It's my favorite time of year.

November 14, 2006 3:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous opined...

Is the any chance that this will become a federal holiday? I could use an extra day off this time of of year...

November 14, 2006 3:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous opined...

One more miracle and we'll be able to nominate him for Sainthood.

November 14, 2006 3:44 PM  
Blogger Lorraine opined...

Grish, I think if we wanted to honor the day properly, not only would it be a federal holiday but it would be election day as well. Win-win.

JP, Not to get all technical on you but it takes 3 miracles for sainthood. Is there something I don't know about?

November 14, 2006 3:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous opined...

Right up there with Festivus!

November 14, 2006 4:13 PM  
Blogger Lorraine opined...

Without the aluminum pole or airing of grievances. But yeah, like that.

November 14, 2006 4:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous opined...

You mean we weren't supposed to take the day off??..

November 14, 2006 5:01 PM  
Blogger Lorraine opined...

Geez, Sling, do I have to write you another note?

November 14, 2006 5:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous opined...

i shall be on the lookout for more iwanski miracles next week.... oh yes, big neener neener to you all. i get to see him IN PERSON (+ in God's country)

November 14, 2006 8:23 PM  
Blogger Lorraine opined...

Stacy, You are a very lucky woman. Please be sure to report back should any miracles occur.

November 14, 2006 9:48 PM  
Blogger Lex Lata opined...

Now the question is: Did you keep a straight face and play the hand out to maximize your winnings? Or did you immediately do a happy dance on your chair, yelling "BOO-YAH! BOO-YAH! BOO-YAH!"?

November 15, 2006 4:43 AM  
Blogger Lorraine opined...

Poker face, baby, poker face. I don't think I even raised the bet by much. Just patiently waited for The Spouse and Child to go through their ritual scowling-at-each-other-to-determine-who's-bluffing ritual. And when it was time to show my cards I think I said something like, "Is this good?"

November 15, 2006 6:45 AM  
Blogger Red Seven opined...

Congrats on the inside straight. I don't know what that means, but it sounds impressive (if that's your thing!) ... ;-)

Thanks for popping over to my blog last night -- you made the place classier just by showing up. Funny story about "but he's such a nice person."

That's what my brother-in-law's (conservative, Republican) family said to me after finding out that I ... voted for Kerry (heaven forfend).

Cheers ...

November 15, 2006 7:18 AM  
Blogger Lorraine opined...

Red7, Thank you and your welcome and don't let me fool you. I've been well-behaved so far but it's early yet.

Charlie, We were playing cards. I was dealt good cards. I won. (I am saying this very slowly and loudly, just in case).

November 15, 2006 2:39 PM  

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