Mocking the Saints

Great thanks to The Neighbor for forwarding this Slate article to me. Those of you with young children will find this advice very helpful in preparing your child for the birth of Brad and Angie's much-hyped-super baby. Those of you with grandchildren, nephews, neices and godchildren should also bone up. This is a challenging time for us all but remember, it takes a village.

(In Brangelina's case it takes a resort in Nambia, a multi-million dollar photo deal (the money is going to charity because they do, after all, walk on freaking water), a sealed-off maternity wing and a private jet. But it ain't easy birthing the messiah. Those halo-first presentations can be brutal).