Why I'm Taking a Long Nap

6 children.
1 very excited Dog.
1 pinata.
412 pounds of candy.
82 pounds of wrapping paper to recycle.
2 sessions dancing to "The Cha Cha Slide".
1 cheesecake.
4 frozen pizzas, one of which fell on the floor.
2 hours of "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" (I love Johnny Depp).
3 bottles of wine (the In-laws joined us).
12 o'clock before everyone had settled down.
15 minutes of Steve McQueen in "The Great Escape" before falling asleep.
7 a.m. alarm.
3 batches of Belgian waffles.
6 children to prod into dressing and collecting toothbrushes and stuffed things.
3 girls to take to the Social Studies fair at school.
1 hour at Mass.
Nowhere near enough time to consume near enough coffee.

Poor thing, she's just exhausted.