Big Hair

By the way, I should mention that while I do not have the naturally curly locks of my sisters, I do have a lot of body in my hair. Body that has largely gone unnoticed until now. The humidity has given me that classic Texan look: big hair. Oh my yord. Looks like a motorbike helmet from the '30's. Fortunately, I packed a little pot of pomade and I've wrestled things back into a semi-normal condition. I am here to represent my peeps in Seattle, I ain't gonna be lookin' like some oilman's wife! If I come back sporting my Sinead O'Connor do, you'll know why!