If You Don't Have Anything Better to Do...

Thanks to http://www.megsoapbox.blogspot.com/ for a heads up on a new Google game. By now we all know what happens when you type "failure" in the search bar and hit the "I'm feeling lucky" key. But this is even more instructive. In the search bar type your name and the word "needs". Then record the first 10 things that pop up (go into the text that pops up for the fun stuff...it probably won't be in the headline). I only got nine before it started getting meaningless but it was a fun way to wile away the minutes while the frozen avgolemano heated up.

Here is what I need and thank heaven I got that sorted out so easily:

Lorraine needs some information from you.

Lorraine (Hunt) is running for governor. Which is apparently what Nevada needs.

The trip to Lorraine needs to be made via the Eurostar service. (It certainly does. I love Eurostar).

Lorraine needs to work with Brenda Bishop to determine costs for the event. (Oh no, another fundraiser?)

Lorraine needs to be taught a lesson.

Lorraine needs more help learning at home.

Lorraine needs no introduction. (Ain't that the truth).

Damnit (sic) Lorraine neeeds to hurry up and come home.

And possibly my favorite:
Lorraine needs to do what Mary Beth and I do - load it up ourselves and take it to the landfill.

What do you need? (Don't answer that).