Comments on Here's the Thing: An Open Letter to My Cat

Hahaha! Wonderful! From a distance - a long, lon...

2009-06-28T09:37:16.167-07:00

Hahaha! Wonderful! From a distance - a long, long distance - A. got that kitty-sympathetic look and said: Kitty's trying, though.

I'm almost certain he'd feel differently if our kitty pulled that up-close. He can't even stand a little kitty vomiting. He calls it projectile when it's just normal.

Anyway, yet another piece that could be reproduced in pamphlet form and distributed far and wide.

Tell her that if she doesn't get with the program,...

2009-06-26T05:12:49.687-07:00

Tell her that if she doesn't get with the program, she's going to be given to the Cat Circus in Chicago.

I'll make inquiries on Saturday while I'm there.

Anne, oh, hell yes. Minogue, exactly. Ooh, Sage,...

2009-06-25T22:52:31.444-07:00

Anne, oh, hell yes.

Minogue, exactly.

Ooh, Sage, salmon? Mommy just got distracted.

Al, right?

BA, happy to serve.

Sling, seriously? I just did my nails...

Edder, a) thanks for coming around and 2) right now I'll trade ya.

JP, duly noted.

MHP & Rosie, yeah, about that...the restriction thing lasted about 3 days. But she's a cat. Cats know how to get outside. Now, the good news is, having been on restriction (unlike some teens I know) she seems to have gotten the message. She goes out but she comes back in. Which is key. Plus, no rude neighbors have called Animal Control for weeks. So maybe she's figured out that she'd better freaking come home every day.

Still doesn't solve the 'dispatching vermin' issue.

You're welcome, Aonyba. And you'll get your book when The Child graduates and I retire.

Ba Ha Ha Ha Lucky kitty wasn't watching over it i...

2009-06-25T17:08:53.512-07:00

Ba Ha Ha Ha

Lucky kitty wasn't watching over it in the kitchen.

So, where's my book.

Thanks for the laugh.

Peace

:+}

So, I take it she is off restriction. Who was bei...

2009-06-25T12:20:55.241-07:00

So, I take it she is off restriction. Who was being asked to "kill it"......you are the cat? She will learn. My former feral babies play with frogies, moths, bugs, the occasional bird that slips into their playpen and mice.....I have to show them by beating the crap/life out of the mice.....all of the other creatures are re-located.

Hilarious!! :) But hey, I thought she was just g...

2009-06-25T11:51:23.213-07:00

Hilarious!! :)

But hey, I thought she was just going to be an "inside kitty," now??

This little issue will need to be resolved before ...

2009-06-25T09:51:19.740-07:00

This little issue will need to be resolved before my next visit.

hahahahaha....classic. Sounds like something my ca...

2009-06-25T09:50:12.898-07:00

hahahahaha....classic. Sounds like something my cat would do if she got up off the couch once in awhile.

In the wild,the Mommy demonstrates the coup-de-gra...

2009-06-25T09:16:21.394-07:00

In the wild,the Mommy demonstrates the coup-de-gras for the youngsters,so that they get a clear picture of what's expected of them.
It's nature's way.
..lemme know how that works out for you.

LOL! That gave me a good laugh for the day. Your m...

2009-06-25T09:06:35.203-07:00

LOL! That gave me a good laugh for the day. Your misfortune makes for great humor.

You'll never be a made Kitty at this rate.

2009-06-25T08:54:14.717-07:00

You'll never be a made Kitty at this rate.

Ha Ha..My neighbors cat brought me a bird the othe...

2009-06-25T08:50:29.578-07:00

Ha Ha..My neighbors cat brought me a bird the other day, tried to trade me for the salmon I was preparing.

Arrrrgh! A rat in the bathtub?!

2009-06-25T08:42:59.111-07:00

Arrrrgh! A rat in the bathtub?!

Look Cat. Ya gotta finish the job or Vito here, wi...

2009-06-25T07:49:00.356-07:00

Look Cat.
Ya gotta finish the job or Vito here, will finish you.